Top 10 Evergreen Keywords
Like most games, Magic has grown more complex over time. While some confusing rules were removed, such as the damage prevention phase and interrupts, the addition of everything from Equipment to planeswalkers has really pushed the complexity of the game. Sure, every once in a while, they scrub out the rules in a few corner cases to simplify again a bit (no more mana burn). Nevertheless, the game has grown more complex over time, and we all have to admit that.
I’m not saying this is a bad thing in and of itself. Advanced Dungeons & Dragons was way better than simple ol’ Dungeons & Dragons as it initially debuted. Similarly, American football is better now than it was a hundred years ago with more rules, more emphasis on safety, and safety equipment. Sure, it’s more complex, but that’s in a good way. Chess is a better game than checkers because it’s more complex. Shoot, my own collectable card game I made around Doctor Who is pretty complex when compared to the Pokémon CCG or something. Complexity should be understood and allowed when it makes your game better.
We now have a ton of evergreen keywords running around. These are abilities that creatures can have in any set, including the core sets. I counted sixteen evergreen keywords when I looked through the rulebook. A ton of articles have been written about which of these keywords are good in Draft and tournament duels. Because of that, I’d like to discuss those abilities in a multiplayer universe. When you are playing Commander with your friends or you’re playing multiplayer at the card store, this is how I believe the abilities shake out. In multiplayer, many abilities are at different levels of power.
The Back 5
I like to have a few Honorable Mentions in my Top 10 articles. With just sixteen possible candidates, I thought it would be good to explain the five worst abilities from this list and then give just one Honorable Mention. Here are the three worst:
15. Reach – It’s hard to pick a worst overall keyword—they all have advantages. But of them, I feel this is the worst, even in multiplayer. Sure, Silklash Spider is among my favorite multiplayer cards of all time, but for the most part, reach is so much worse than many of the other abilities you could have. Here’s how I chose it. Which would I rather have: hexproof or reach? Intimidate or reach? First strike or reach? You get the idea. Reach always lost in head-to-head matchups, so it fits here.
14. Landwalk – Being unblockable is great! If unblockable were made into a keyword, we’d definitely see it rock the list much higher than number fifteen. But landwalk is unreliable, and you often can’t attack the person you want to. With that unreliability, the ability drops. Even with a variant, such as nonbasic landwalk, you still can’t hit all of the time. The ability is too haphazard, and it’s therefore not as good as many of the others. In Commander, this spot is where I’d put lifelink since you start with double the life.
12. First Strike – Does first strike suck? No, of course not. But it’s still the lowest-ranked ability that always does something. Reach only works against flyers, and protection and landwalk only work in certain circumstances as well. But a first strike creature always does its damage in the first strike damage resolution step of combat. It’s also a bit underwhelming. Many tournament victories have been won on the back of a cheap, efficient beater with first strike. But this is not tournament world.
Honorable Mention: Lifelink – Coming in at the eleven spot, just outside of the Top 10, is lifelink. On a powerful, aggressive creature such as Baneslayer Angel, it provides a double life swing, as your foe loses 5 and you gain 6. It’s great, right? In multiplayer, things change. For example, often the person with the most life is the one randomly attacked for damage or who takes a Blaze to the face. And with multiple waves of attacks potentially coming your way, gaining 2 or 3 extra life from attacks is virtually superfluous. While it serves a purpose, it’s diminished in scope. And in Commander, when you already have 40 life, it’s not even this powerful.
9. Hexproof – This is a sad day for creatures everywhere. I was sure that hexproof would be higher than 9. After all, protecting your creature from targeted shenanigans is great. You can’t steal it, kill it, bounce it, or anything else. That’s great! And yet, it’s not even in my top half of abilities (hitting 9 out of 16 doesn’t really inspire confidence). Like several other abilities, ability can really scale up in power based on the creature it’s on. We want hexproof on great creatures. Consider the value of Equipment that keeps our dudes alive, such as Lightning Greaves and Swiftfoot Boots. Don’t touch my good dude! But imagine a humble 4/4 with no ability but flying and hexproof or a 6/6 ground pounder with nothing but hexproof. Are they making the cut in your next multiplayer game? Probably not. Hexproof is great, but it’s also limited, especially with all of the mass removal in multiplayer games.
8. Deathtouch – People have had many chances to play with deathtouch after the printing of casual favorite Acidic Slime. It sits on the board, and when a creature comes your way, you can block and trade because of the deathtouch. We’ve all seen someone choose to send his big baddie elsewhere when facing a Slime or other creature with deathtouch. Whether it’s a Vampire Nighthawk, Baleful Strix, Deadly Recluse, or even a Basilisk Collar, this is a potent ability. It often sends opposing creatures at another target and acts as a perfect example of the rattlesnake effect. Even creatures with similar abilities, such as Stinkweed Imp, act in the same way. Plus, you can combine it with many creatures to enhance their natural abilities, such as giving it to a creature that taps to deal damage to a creature or granting it to a dude with first strike.
6. Trample – Trample makes creatures better. We’ve all seen some big, nice creature and thought it was good. Then, we look at it again, notice the distinct lack of trample, and toss it aside. It’s often been said that trample is another form of evasion because you can push damage through even when blocked. Well, that’s wrong. Thorn Elemental, Pride of Lions, Rhox, and fellow creatures can that deal all damage straight to the face even when blocked do have a form of evasion. There’s no question that trample is good at performing some extra face smashing, but evasion means a creature does all of its damage by sneaking through a defense. When it’s blocked, it deals none of its damage. Trample is the opposite of evasion. It never slips through a defense to deal all of its damage to your enemy, but it hopes to not be blocked by enough defenders to hammer a foe for some extra pain. One wants to be blocked, and the other doesn’t. One wants to deal either all of its damage or none to a foe. The other doesn’t. That’s not evasion, but it’s still Top 6 material. This is the difference in determining between creatures that could be playable in multiplayer. Would you play a 7/7 intimidate creature for 6 mana? I doubt it, but how about one with trample? That’s feasible. It’s Top 5 time!
4. Haste – There are a few reasons that haste is so good in multiplayer. First of all, tempo matters. A lot of people think tempo doesn’t matter as much in multiplayer as it does in duels. It just matters differently. Cards such as Stone Rain obviously don’t have the same value, but tempo still matters. Getting an attack off first is valuable. This is especially true after mass removal. If you can play and attack with a creature immediately, you will have a significant speed advantage over your foes. You also get in an extra hit with your creature before the next mass-removal spell happens. In a lot of multiplayer games, you can expect at least six or seven mass-removal cards to be played, and that number is often a lot higher. Haste really helps here. Finally, haste matters because a person who doesn’t know a creature is coming his way can’t prepare defense for it. When you play a creature on the slow side, if it threatens the table, people know not to attack with their creatures so they can keep them back to block, or they know to keep mana open for a Kor Haven. Haste catches people with their pants down, and that’s very crucial in multiplayer. All right; let’s Top 3 it!
2. Flying – Flying is ubiquitous. You can’t build a multiplayer deck without it. With so many creatures with flying running around, it’s like a big old nuclear bomb of aerial love. There are scads of flyers in all colors and artifacts. Feel free to pick and choose from Magic’s past. I even play Goliath Sphinx at times, so a creature with just flying and size works for me. Since so many creatures fly, you want flyers to block. They are like the nuclear arms of creatures. If you don’t have flyers, expect to watch combat from underneath opposing critters. Virtually every foe at a multiplayer table will have flyers in his or her deck. Despite that, there is still an opportunity to swing over a defense from time to time. You can just nip over for a quick hit. The presence of flying is potent. The more flying is played, the more you need it on defense, so the more you play it. The more others need it on defense, so the more they play it, and so forth. That’s why I recommend cards such as Whirlwind and Plummet so much. There’s always a flyer at the table, and it’s usually the card you want to kill anyway.
I hope that you enjoyed today’s look at the evergreen keywords. What are your favorites?
See you next week,