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'Twas a Dark and Stromy Night

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Lim-Dul the Necromancer
With a sound like the popping of a joint, the red-clad rider disappeared from his horse’s back and found himself in a perfectly dark room.

“Wha–Where am I?”

A deep voice resonated, coming from every direction at once. “Patience, Marton Stromgald; it is unwise to rush into unknown situations.”

Márton chuckled. “A jibe at my present battle tactics, I presume.”

“Humor . . . good, I prefer that to cowering.”

“I don’t know who you are or what you want, but I’ve got people to lead. Return me at once.”

“I’m afraid that’s quite impossible. Your adversary would kill you and make you his own, but I have other uses for your skills.”

“I would be hard-pressed to call your present manner endearing.”

The room filled with deep, melodious laughter. “I think you’ll quite enjoy my, ahem, machinations once they’re underway.”

“Forgive me my . . . skepticism.”

Wit's End
“Ah, but you see, I offer what you’ve wanted all along: a proving ground. Existence is much larger than you know, but in all of its enormity, your unique tactics have piqued my interest. I intend to put you in charge of a force of your choosing from across many worlds.”

“To what end?”

“To pit you against others in similar positions, of course.”

“All for your sick amusement? Charming.”

“Heavens, no. I myself am fighting a much larger and subtler war, and I require a second in command. Think of it as a competition.”

“And should I refuse your magnanimous offer?”

“You won’t.”

“Oh? Pray tell, oh mighty and mysterious patron mine, how can you say that I will not refuse?”

“Because I have seen your troops.”

Strom the Castle

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The Gald to Talk Back

If you’d asked him a month earlier, Márton Stromgald would have told you that undeath was an abomination that needed stamping out. His opinion on the matter hadn’t changed much, there simply hadn’t been any way to find him for such a chat.

The secretive being with no name had made things very clear. Márton would do his utmost to kill the other strategists plucked from across the multiverse for this competition or he would die at the hands of one more willing. Now that he thought on it, he acknowledged that “both” was likewise a possibility. No help for it now; contemplation could come afterward. Márton urged his mount to ride forward and addressed the assembled legions.

Assemble the Legion by Eric Deschamps

“I have no crafted battle plan, for I know not our enemy. I’ll be thinking on my feet, and I expect no less of any of you. That being said, when I give you an order, you follow it. No questions. They’ll be working to kill me, and that knowledge is our advantage. Now we ride!”

With that, a wild cheer rose up from the motley assembly: human howls, goblin shrieks, and the clacking of mechanical soldiers.

Myr Propagator by Ryan Pancoast

Márton Stromgald turned and rode into the arena to see two figures leading yet stranger forces.

Teysa, Orzhov Scion
Brion Stoutarm

Márton sputtered, “A three-way war!? What sort of madness is this?”

The all-too-familiar voice of his captor responded calmly. “Outmaneuvering a foe is child’s play. The artistry is in knowing whom to strike.”

There was a brief pause, and then: “Begin.”

It wasn’t as though the assembled forces leapt for one another’s throats. With a third party present, that course of action was tantamount to suicide. Brion Stoutarm slowly shook out a Darksteel Plate, and raising an eyebrow, Teysa motioned one of her envoy forward.

Bloodgift Demon

Márton deigned not to look like a threat and sent a troop to collect drip off the Thawing Glaciers, but Brion put the goblin in a Stranglehold.

“Won’t be having none of that,” the giant grumbled. As Márton turned to protest, Teysa lobbed her charging demon a Sword of War and Peace. Márton pitched off his mount, but he was too slow, and the demon dealt him a grievous wound across the thigh.

Apparently laying low was a known tactic. That called for a reversal.

Batterskull
Legion Loyalist

The goblin attacked Teysa, Orzhov Scion but barely scratched her skin. Evidently satisfied with Márton’s impotence, Teysa sent her demon after Brion Stoutarm while she and her Vampire Nighthawk secured the stadium’s center.

In an act of Bravado, the Legion Loyalist bid his soldiers Empty the Warrens, but a flick of Brion’s bleeding hand sent the spell into a Wild Ricochet. Uncowed, the goblin charged into combat with Teysa’s Nighthawk while the Batterskull rammed Brion from behind.

Brion put on the Darksteel Plate he’d been holding and sent some of his newly acquired goblin troops after the Orzhov Scion. Unfazed, Teysa again sent Bloodgift Demon to attack Márton Stromgald. He regained his feet, and the Scion sneered, “Half-dead and still fighting?” Márton gritted his teeth. Teysa sighed, “Don’t fret—the other half will come soon enough.” With that, she raised her hand and strode away as her summons approached.

Increasing Devotion

Márton wasted no time, ignoring his throbbing leg as he rushed past the approaching soldiers to rejoin his own troops. “All right,” he gasped, “here’s what we’re going to–”

Brion chose that moment to make his move.

Chancellor of the Forge

Goblins swarmed Teysa, and she retreated to the Vault of the Archangel. Once inside, she sent her demonic captain to deal with Brion, and the soldiers surrounded Márton’s troupe.

“Now!” Márton roared. The Batterskull broke a hole in the soldiers’ ranks, and trailing after it, the goblins and Márton himself charged through and caught Teysa unawares. As she turned, Brion hefted the Chancellor of the Forge and lobbed it directly onto her, knocking Teysa to the ground. She lifted her head, and then her eyes went wide. Márton whirled around to look.

Brion’s eyes had rolled back in his monstrous head and dark power poured out of him and into the strange pod that stood before him.

Phyrexian Processor

The pod opened, and Brion yanked the misshapen form out of it before knocking the now-rising Teysa back to the ground with a second expertly placed throw. Márton moved to strike a lethal blow, but with a snarl, Teysa’s ever faithful demon hit him from behind.

Márton had been planning on it. He rolled with the attack and came to his feet running, goblins and germs forming ranks behind him as he rushed the distracted Brion Stoutarm and lopped off his head.

“Excellent!” bellowed the now familiar disembodied voice, “One more strike, and I will have my champion.”

“No,” Márton whispered, “you will have no champion.” The knight raised his arms as the souls of all in the arena rushed into the space between his palms.

“I know who to strike.”

Soulblast

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