Toys in the Attic
“Emi told me about the Stocking Tiger play,” Sophia says. “I didn’t believe her back then, but I guess things like these come back to bite you. And I guess it had to happen, what with this cube containing one of each card ever printed and all.”
You glance at her. “Yeah,” you say, “but you still have the advantage right now.”
Sophia’s deck for this draft has turned out to be a mess of mass removal. Your game started off fairly well, only for you to sent back to square one by a turn-five Wrath of God. Then, when you had sufficiently recovered — both in terms of your composure and your board state — Sophia tapped 6 mana and blew everything away with a Life’s Finale. Finally, after you built up a hasty set of defenses, she really put the thumbscrews to you by dropping a Massacre Wurm on the table.
Fortunately, the quality of Sophia’s creature base leaves a lot to be desired, and that’s the only reason you’re still alive. Still, she followed up on the Wurm by attacking with Wild Aesthir and Tar Pit Warrior, bringing you to five life after you refused to block.
She laughs. “Okay, okay,” she says, “I’ll go to seven life. Are you opening the Kaladesh pack?”
“I’m opening the Kaladesh pack,” you say, taking it from underneath the Tiger and tearing into the foil packaging.
"This is so like Emi's story. Next thing we know, you’ll be winning with whatever’s in that pack.”
You thumb through your new cards. Just like before, holding fifteen cards in your hand is much more difficult than it looks. But, much as Sophia implies, it’ll all be worth it if you can figure out how to secure a win.
It is the start of your post-combat main phase; you have already completed your combat phase this turn. Defeat Sophia before the start of her next turn.
You are at 6 life, with the following cards in play:
- Stocking Tiger (tapped) – currently has +1/+0 and can’t be blocked due to Distortion Strike
- Elvish Aberration
- 7 forests
- 5 islands (one tapped)
You have the following cards in your hand:
- Spontaneous Artist
- Select for Inspection
- Prophetic Prism
- Foundry Screecher
- Sky Skiff
- Dramatic Reversal
- Fireforger’s Puzzleknot
- Thriving Rhino
- Inspired Charge
- Armorcraft Judge
- Shrewd Negotiation
- Decoction Module
- Syndicate Trafficker
You have not yet played a land this turn. You currently have no energy counters.
You do not know the identities of the next cards on top of your library, but you do know that you have at least one more basic Forest somewhere in your library.
Sophia is at 7 life and has no cards in her hand. She has the following cards in play:
- Daru Spiritualist
- Wild Aesthir
- Shield Dancer
- Tar Pit Warrior
- Massacre Wurm
- 6 plains (four tapped)
- 6 swamps (four tapped)
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Last Week’s Puzzle
Correct solutions to last week’s puzzle were received from Norman Dean, Russell Jones, Matthew Harvey, Hyman Rosen, Aaron Golas, Subrata Sircar, Daniel Ray, Dominic Chan, Ryou Niji, David Jacobs, John Hoffman, Will Clendenning, Greg Dreher, Paul Seitz, Addison Fox, Jeff Proksch, Bill Murphy, Sean Dennehy, and Michael Feldman.
“With this clogged-up board state,” Matthew Harvey writes,“ getting through for combat is impossible. So we need to look for victory another way.”
“Luckily, Nox has left a source of non-combat damage on the board — Hellhole Flailer! We just need to gain control of it, but that will fall to our Simic Manipulator, if we can find some more +1/+1 counters to put on it. (I'm looking at you, Sluiceway Scorpion.)Then we need the Flailer to get an increase in power slightly as well . . . which is what Vorel is best at.”
With this in mind, David Jacobs’ solution is straightforward:
If you’d rather not jump directly into your combat phase, however, a variant of the above solution involves using Vorel twice to increase the number of +1/+1 counters on your Simic Manipulator, then scavenging your Sluiceway Scorpion for Hellhole Flailer. Will Clendenning clarifies this:
But an alternate solution also exists, and it involves attacking with at least one creature. “With Nox's full battlefield,” Greg Dreher writes, “you're not going to win in combat with your meager supply of creatures, especially when he has a creature with lifelink. But you can steal creatures, and his Hellhole Flailer can do 80% of the job. You just need to sneak in one more point of damage.”
Addison Fox’s solution points out that this one point of damage comes from Spire Tracer, your sole evasive creature. You need to jump through a few hoops to get it through your opponent’s blockers, though:
While it’s an interesting move to tap Hellraiser Goblin with Hidden Strings so that the Rakdos Ragemutt can’t lifelink Nox away from defeat, it’s also possible to simply tap the Rakdos Ragemutt instead.
“I don't understand why Nox thinks he's the best player around since he made plenty of misplays this game,” Dominic Chan writes.“First, if Nox wasn't planning to attack, he should have cast Blast of Genius in his pre-combat main phase, at worst to draw a few cards, and at best to remove one of our creatures or win.
“Secondly, if Nox was planning to kill our Nimbus Swimmer, he would have had to deal 8 damage to it. But there is a better target on the board — us! We're only at 6 life, and no matter how you look at it, we would have been a better target because Nox would either have killed us, or at least brought us into range for a wide swing.
“Lastly, Nox should not have unleashed Hellhole Flailer at all, since just from analyzing the board, there was a strong possibility that we could steal and sacrifice it. It's probably not the best idea to pump the thing that could potentially kill you.”