She's a Lady – Top 10 Women of MTG
Magic: The Gathering is an amazing game that has years of evolution, complex rules, and endless amounts of varying situations.¬† But, along with all of the confusion, we can all agree there's a lot of effort to find the best unique art on each card.¬† Could you imagine playing MTG without it?
After sifting through the the goblins, horrors and rats we continue to find beauty... and when I say beauty, I really mean smokin' hot ladies. MTG artists MAKE SURE you know when the person in the drawing is female.
After much research, I have narrowed it down to the TOP TEN SEXY LADIES OF MAGIC:
|#10 - Improvised Armor
Wowza!¬† She is really resourceful! She wasn't able to afford armor in the city pictured over the hill she is sitting on, so she made her own.
|#9 - Master Transmuter +¬†Windwright Mage
I'm not really sure, but I think these girls are twins.¬† They look the same, and are both missing regular arms and some body parts.
|#8 - Hasran Ogress
Her hair is in a ponytail, her outfit matches really well and she's got really big... teeth.
|#7 - Akroma (As pictured in¬†Pacifism)
Akroma is all over MTG, but her beauty shines in the art of Pacifism.¬† She just wants everybody to chill out, and stop fighting.¬† She has a cause and dedicates herself to it, and that's hot.
|#6 -¬†Seeker of Skybreak
Dependability is always sexy.¬† She wakes up early in the morning, dresses appropriately, and climbs the tallest tree to seek any skybreak.¬† Thank you for being dependable each and every morning.
|#5 -¬†Lost Soul
When I was in middle school, I had a crush on this girl.¬† The flavor text indicates that those who go with her are never the same. I wanted to go with her.
|#4 -Liliana Vess
Pretty creepy at first, but after you get past the glowing eyes and hands and the carvings on her body, she is a pretty tempting mamma.¬† She's got the goth look going a bit, but I bet she will clean up pretty nice when you take her over to grandma's house for Thanksgiving.
|#3 -¬†Serra Angel
Classic Hottie.¬† Even though she can only afford a top that's 2 sizes too small, she's still a cutie.¬† Recently, some new photos came out of Serra... but, she claims it was just 'shopped, and she would never pose for erotic photography.
Not 100% sure what is going on in this card... but, I see a Green Spirit hugging a woman from behind, and the other colored spirits are watching.¬† My guess is they are doing that trust exercise, where you close your eyes, fall backwards, and have the person standing behind you catch before you fall to the ground.
|#1 -¬†Elvish Ranger
She is tired and a little sweaty from walking in the woods all day.¬† She is looking at something in the distance with weary eyes. Keep going Elvish Ranger... you can make it.
There you have it!¬† If you think I missed any key ladies, make a comment on this article.¬† But, here are some Honorable Mentions:
Thanks for the great guest article DJ! ¬†Its good to take a break from all the Pro season seriousness and rule change hype once in a while.
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