The Internet crumples under MTG's Podcast count, and more headlines about the biggest news that's not.

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Headlines: "Planeswalker Uniqueness Rule Now Applies to Players" and "Wizards Announces New Reality Show"

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Are the Mayans correct? Will the world end in 2012? Wizards hopes so! Learn more inside!

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Headlines within: "Man Goes Entire Year Speaking Only in Magic Slang", "Benalish Hero’s Shocking Confession", "Wizards Announces Card-Slamming Contest" and more! It's all the news that's not.

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All the News That Isn’t Casual Players Still Confused About Bannings Contributed by Llanowar Sentinel writer Jason Nisavic Casual players across the world are scratching their heads about the recent bannings of both Jace, the Mind Sculptor and Stoneforge Mystic. Allen Hampton, from Cleveland, Ohio, questions the logic. “So, Stoneforge Mystic can let you dig [...]

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All the News That Isn’t New Additions to the Reserved List In light of the recent bannings of Jace, the Mind Sculptor and Stoneforge Mystic, Wizards is being exceptionally careful to prevent such future format-warping mistakes. “It was our fault,” says Aaron Forsythe, Director of Magic R&D for Wizards of the Coast. “We should have [...]

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