Thanks to some moonlighting as an investigative reporter, Jesse has acquired a few internal memos from behind the gates in Renton!

Tags: Fiction, Humor, Jesse Mason, Satire

Every format has its issues, but Jesse doesn't stop there: from players to archetypes and even culture, everything is subject to satire!

Tags: Block, Commander, Constructed, Draft, Extended, Jesse Mason, Legacy, Limited, Modern, Satire, Sealed, Standard, Vintage

Serious topics require serious attention, and we all know Jesse is always absolutely serious.

Tags: art, Art Review, Jesse Mason, Satire, Vorthos

Every good satire contains bits of truth. What grains do you find scattered in Jesse's tongue-in-cheek breakdown of casual Magic?

Tags: Casual, Humor, Jesse Mason, Kitchen Table, Satire

The Internet crumples under MTG's Podcast count, and more headlines about the biggest news that's not.

Tags: Comedy, Debbie Freeland, funny, Humor, Satire

Headlines: "Planeswalker Uniqueness Rule Now Applies to Players" and "Wizards Announces New Reality Show"

Tags: Comedy, Debbie Freeland, funny, Humor, Satire

All the News That Isn’t Wizards of the Coast to Overhaul Judge Program Renton, Wa. – In the wake of the overwhelmingly positive response to the Planeswalker Points program that Wizards recently unveiled, the DCI judge program is next in line to receive an “extreme makeover.” According to a recent press release from the Rules [...]

Inside this Llanowar Sentinel: 2012 Grand Prix Schedule Expansion Announced, Wizards Announces Origami Cards for Innistrad Third Block, Wizards Investigates Kris Kringle in Planeswalker Points Scandal

Tags: Bryan Prillaman, Debbie Freeland, Humor, Llanowar Sentinel

Are the Mayans correct? Will the world end in 2012? Wizards hopes so! Learn more inside!

Tags: Comedy, Debbie Freeland, Humor, Satire, The Onion